Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.