When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.