Anything on paper is obsolete!
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.