Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.