Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'