The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.