The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it.
When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Advice is like snow--the softer it falls, the deeper it goes.
Money talks. If it's the dollar, it's small talk.
Gossip has been described as halitosis of the mind.
Our children are the only possessions we can take to heaven.