When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Money talks. If it's the dollar, it's small talk.
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.
Advice is like cooking-you should try it before you feed it to others.
The trouble with good advice is that it usually interferes with our plans.
God's answers are wiser than our prayers.