Advice is like snow--the softer it falls, the deeper it goes.
It seems that more people today have a greater desire to live long than they do to live well.
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.
Gossip has been described as halitosis of the mind.
If you listen too much to advice, you may wind up making other people's mistakes.
A fellow with the smallest mind is the one who is usually most willing to give someone a piece of it.