There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.

Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions.

After our ages-long journey from savagery to civility, let's hope we haven't bought a round-trip ticket.

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.

Worry compounds the futility of being trapped on a dead-end street. Thinking opens new avenues.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.