There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.

The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success.

Our laws can be friendly to those who obey them, and too often useful to those who don't.

When we put our best foot forward, the other one had better be good enough to stand on.

The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.

Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.