Don't expect other nations to have a democracy like ours - they don't have enough lawyers.

The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.

Courtship brings out the best. Marriage brings out the rest.

If television encouraged us to work as much as it encourages us to do everything else, we could better afford to buy more of everything it advertises.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

A mind becomes a detriment when it acquires more intelligence than its integrity can handle.