Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

We all like to see everybody make a profit... a very little.

The gratification of a thoughtless pleasure soon evaporates; the pleasure of a gratifying thought never ends.

If television encouraged us to work as much as it encourages us to do everything else, we could better afford to buy more of everything it advertises.

In our nation there are two classes of nobility: the law-abiding workers and the law-abiding employers who sustain each other.

Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.

After our ages-long journey from savagery to civility, let's hope we haven't bought a round-trip ticket.