Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

Every U.S. citizen owes allegiance to our nation. Some Americans consider that anything less than high treason is allegiance.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.

If we fixed a hangnail the way our government fixes the economy, we'd slam a car door on it.