With dogs, you don't need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some variant of love.

The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.

we know that our world is corrupt and diseased but we're tired of being cynical and feeling helpless. What the hell, tilt at a windmill.

There is one thing that humans strive for with every cell, every gene, every nerve fiber of our beings. ... More than Mallomars, more than hot sex, we want to belong.

Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents.

Possessions, for the terminally frightened, bring peace of mind.

A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.