Throughout their lives, women try to pummel their bodies into some phantom ideal shape that exists only with a lot of airbrushing. ... I don't blame men for this. Men seem to go for us no matter what size and shape we are. I blame capitalism. No, really. The consumer must constantly be in a state of anxious low self-esteem so that she will constantly buy lipsticks and girdles to make her feel cuter.
Cynthia Heimel[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they'll have to hold an intervention.
Cynthia HeimelA person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.
Cynthia HeimelWomen wearing men's clothes are chic, men wearing women's clothes make us fall on the floor laughing.
Cynthia Heimel