A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.

a car is just a moving, giant handbag! You never have actually to carry groceries, or dry cleaning, or anything! You can have five pairs of shoes with you at all times!

Women wearing men's clothes are chic, men wearing women's clothes make us fall on the floor laughing.

[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they'll have to hold an intervention.

Lots of you know me as a lone, hard-bitten columnist, prone to lurking on deserted rocky promontories while searching for my muse.

In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their pasta puttanesca. By the time the tiramisu arrives, they've slid under the table.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?