A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.

Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.

Dogs are us, only innocent.

The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

In New York we have streets exploding and innocent Buddhist girls being stabbed in the neck and cabdrivers refusing to help her. If we happen into a nightclub by mistake, when we leave the doorman will be lying in the street surrounded by police.

We all have rosy memories of a simpler, happy time- a time of homemade apple pie and gingham curtains, a time when Mom understood everything and Dad could fix anything. "Let's get those traditional family values back!" we murmur to each other. Meanwhile, in a simultaneous universe, everyone I know, and every celebrity I don't know, is coming out of the closet to talk about how miserable they are because they grew up in dysfunctional families.