Enough about you let's hear about me.

success in L.A. is completely arbitrary. One day you're the brilliant genius of life, the next day people act like there's a bad smell when you approach. Lots of expensive, late-model cars are offered in the L.A. Times every day by people who have suddenly begun to smell bad. The stakes are just too high for human dignity.

In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their pasta puttanesca. By the time the tiramisu arrives, they've slid under the table.

Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.

Possessions, for the terminally frightened, bring peace of mind.

Here is Heimel's Law: Anything you fantasize about won't come true. So just cut it out.

it is a shoe designer's job to be a year ahead of our collective unconscious.