Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.
I'm glad I haven't married - I crave excitement.
It's been a rollercoaster life but it hasn't been boring.
I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.
Like I said in my election manifesto - why don't they legalise the whole thing and let people like me work?
My biographer said that my parties reminded them of a vicarage tea party, with sex thrown in.