Cynthia Payne Quotes

My biographer said that my parties reminded them of a vicarage tea party, with sex thrown in.

When I look back at the 1980s I pinch myself. Did I really do all that?

I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.

I always seemed to fall in love with policemen.

In my thirties I was doing it, in my forties I was organizing it and now, unfortunately, I can only talk about it.

Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.

If men want sex they'll find it.

By 1980, when I came out of prison, The Sun did a campaign to stop putting vice girls in prison. We've talked about it ever since and nothing has been done about it.

It's been a rollercoaster life but it hasn't been boring.

Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London.

Like I said in my election manifesto - why don't they legalise the whole thing and let people like me work?

I'm glad I haven't married - I crave excitement.