In my thirties I was doing it, in my forties I was organizing it and now, unfortunately, I can only talk about it.

I'm glad I haven't married - I crave excitement.

It's been a rollercoaster life but it hasn't been boring.

I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.

I always seemed to fall in love with policemen.

Like I said in my election manifesto - why don't they legalise the whole thing and let people like me work?

If men want sex they'll find it.