Like I said in my election manifesto - why don't they legalise the whole thing and let people like me work?
When I look back at the 1980s I pinch myself. Did I really do all that?
My biographer said that my parties reminded them of a vicarage tea party, with sex thrown in.
I'm glad I haven't married - I crave excitement.
If men want sex they'll find it.
I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.