Like I said in my election manifesto - why don't they legalise the whole thing and let people like me work?

I always seemed to fall in love with policemen.

My biographer said that my parties reminded them of a vicarage tea party, with sex thrown in.

I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.

By 1980, when I came out of prison, The Sun did a campaign to stop putting vice girls in prison. We've talked about it ever since and nothing has been done about it.

In my thirties I was doing it, in my forties I was organizing it and now, unfortunately, I can only talk about it.

Like I said in my election manifesto - why don't they legalise the whole thing and let people like me work?