My biographer said that my parties reminded them of a vicarage tea party, with sex thrown in.

Like I said in my election manifesto - why don't they legalise the whole thing and let people like me work?

If men want sex they'll find it.

My biographer said that my parties reminded them of a vicarage tea party, with sex thrown in.

I always seemed to fall in love with policemen.

In my thirties I was doing it, in my forties I was organizing it and now, unfortunately, I can only talk about it.

It's been a rollercoaster life but it hasn't been boring.