Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.

Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.