The one thing women love more than money is power.

They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.

Everybody wants to be great at something.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.