The one thing women love more than money is power.

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.

Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.

I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.