I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.

I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.