I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.

I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.

They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.