I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

The one thing women love more than money is power.