I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

Everybody wants to be great at something.

Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.