No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.