No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.