No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

Everybody wants to be great at something.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.