Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes

No one's dream job involves a kiosk.

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.