Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.

Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'

Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.