Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

No one's dream job involves a kiosk.

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.