She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

In my opinion turkey is the most over-rated critter for eating purposes in kingdom come but the most striking example we have of the power of propaganda.

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.

He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.

I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.