he hardest obstacle for me has been to find a father. I am the product of three fathers, and my connection to each of them has left me wanting. Each have their own strengths and weaknesses, but I've always been in competition with them in some way.

I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

In my opinion turkey is the most over-rated critter for eating purposes in kingdom come but the most striking example we have of the power of propaganda.