I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap.

I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.

I not only believe, I believe that there are many different species of ships, there are many different species of extraterrestrials, and not all of them are up to good.

Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the '50s.

I believe that at the moment of death, that the soul is released in a molecular form, that actually goes into the - the fabric of the universe, the structure of hydrogen and nitrogen and oxygen because we're electrically - we're galvanic, we're electrochemical.

Can't get around the old minimum wage, Mortimer.

We have the most beautiful planet - the Rockies, the purple fields of the United States, the Lake District, the Pyrenees, the turquoise seas of the tropics.