The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.

There is no strong beer, just weak men

It is better to watch things then to do them.

How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.