English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

It is better to watch things then to do them.