I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

Garry Shandling has always been a pioneer of… meta entertainment. He's always been a defender of the creative right to use the frame as part of the painting.

I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted for death.

The language we're exchanging, the fillings in our teeth, the pavement on the road outside, everywhere you look, for better or for worse, you're going to see evidence that accepting reality is not a human's tendency, and not what we're good at, and not, in my speculation, what God or Natural Selection hired us to do. We've been hired, by this universe, to dream, to aspire, to make things that weren't real real - and because that involves a lot of failure, we're damn good at doing that, too.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

I became part of a little study group in community college and started caring about strangers. It gave me insight into what an asshole I was. I saw that I had only lived half of a life.