I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.

I was playing the game where I was going to be a great TV or film writer some day and there was nothing else that I thought about, including other people.

I think thoughts in my head bounce around in my skull and, if they keep bouncing around in my skull, they get worse and worse. When they come out of my mouth, they make people happy.

Always hedge your bets. That's how I do it. I lay all my bets on what I can contribute, and suffer no illusions that I'm generating stuff by myself.

Yoda is interesting because, in addition to being wise, he is two feet tall, and a Yoda.

I really like performing for people.

If your ratings are high and there’s money being made, you’re allowed to be a perfectionist in television.