I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.

I have to be really careful, because I have nothing but love for this entity known as "the customer" in entertainment. I would never, ever, ever put myself above them and say, "They don't get it, but it's funny, believe me." If they're not laughing, I'm doing my job wrong.

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.

There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird, all of it is human and all humanity is better than everything inhuman. So I urge you to keep expressing yourself as honestly as you can, and know that the backpedals and second-guesses really aren't necessary - they don't hurt but they're wasting your time - because when you are truly human, as we all are, and when that is your honest message to anyone, you are beyond reproach, there is no way to screw it up.

I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted for death.

I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do.