I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.

'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross person getting a hug.

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.

There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird.

The most rewarding part of writing for TV is - a year ago I would have said it's just watching it on TV, it's just having been done with it and then collecting all that energy.

I really like performing for people.

I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up to that plate, as often as possible. I'm already bummed out that DVDs are dying off because, in my 20s, those were a huge thing.