I really like performing for people.

I feel like I am a good person and a professional, very able leader of men.

I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it's my job to overcome it.

I have to be really careful, because I have nothing but love for this entity known as "the customer" in entertainment. I would never, ever, ever put myself above them and say, "They don't get it, but it's funny, believe me." If they're not laughing, I'm doing my job wrong.

Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system.

There's a fine line between a stream of consciousness and a babbling brook to nowhere.

The most rewarding part of writing for TV is - a year ago I would have said it's just watching it on TV, it's just having been done with it and then collecting all that energy.