Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.

It was never my direct intention to do anything particularly medium-defying.

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.

If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.

I surround myself with loyalists and people that I would die for. I just would rather die than make bad stuff for people because I'm a terrible dishwasher and a terrible lover and a terrible pet owner.

Always hedge your bets. That's how I do it. I lay all my bets on what I can contribute, and suffer no illusions that I'm generating stuff by myself.

I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even.