Everything I do, in the middle of it, I lose all objectivity. The business of comedy is kind of ridiculous in that respect. Your job is to have a lot of fun in a jar, then sell it. There's something inherently illogical and impossible about that, but that being said, this is as good as it gets.

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

Television is a populous, derivative, democratic medium.

I was playing the game where I was going to be a great TV or film writer some day and there was nothing else that I thought about, including other people.

It's so difficult to write good music. It's also really difficult to think about how to do it without violating the sanctity of the fourth wall.

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.