It's so difficult to write good music. It's also really difficult to think about how to do it without violating the sanctity of the fourth wall.

You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love story

If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.

I love 30 Rock. It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.

I surround myself with loyalists and people that I would die for. I just would rather die than make bad stuff for people because I'm a terrible dishwasher and a terrible lover and a terrible pet owner.

Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.

I walk with God, and He protects me. That may very well be true. I don't mean to make that sound like a joke, in case He is in charge.