'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross person getting a hug.
Dan HarmonI wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.
Dan HarmonStorytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do.
Dan Harmon