I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

I was raised on NBC television.

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.

Yoda is interesting because, in addition to being wise, he is two feet tall, and a Yoda.

If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.

If your ratings are high and there’s money being made, you’re allowed to be a perfectionist in television.

I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.