I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

Television is a populous, derivative, democratic medium.

I walk with God, and He protects me. That may very well be true. I don't mean to make that sound like a joke, in case He is in charge.

The language we're exchanging, the fillings in our teeth, the pavement on the road outside, everywhere you look, for better or for worse, you're going to see evidence that accepting reality is not a human's tendency, and not what we're good at, and not, in my speculation, what God or Natural Selection hired us to do. We've been hired, by this universe, to dream, to aspire, to make things that weren't real real - and because that involves a lot of failure, we're damn good at doing that, too.

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.

I was raised on NBC television.

I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it's my job to overcome it.