I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

I'd just love to sit at home, wake up at 10AM, go to my own office with my dog, and write a movie. I don't know if I'm capable of doing that though. I think I'll just end up playing Minecraft and self-destructing.

You have people saying two things that seem to contradict each other. One, that we live in a golden age of TV. The other, that television is dying. There's a reason for that. What we mean when we say it's dying is that it's already way past being fragmented into little chunks. Now it's being polarized into an aerosol mist.

I am a collaborator with everyone who agrees that I need to be in control. I happily collaborate with my loyalists.

There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird.

Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.

There's a fine line between a stream of consciousness and a babbling brook to nowhere.