I think thoughts in my head bounce around in my skull and, if they keep bouncing around in my skull, they get worse and worse. When they come out of my mouth, they make people happy.

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.

Garry Shandling has always been a pioneer of… meta entertainment. He's always been a defender of the creative right to use the frame as part of the painting.

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

When you are in the 8 o'clock position, you can either be a cultural phenomenon, or you're endangered. It's a tough time slot.

I was playing the game where I was going to be a great TV or film writer some day and there was nothing else that I thought about, including other people.