I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.

I surround myself with loyalists and people that I would die for. I just would rather die than make bad stuff for people because I'm a terrible dishwasher and a terrible lover and a terrible pet owner.

Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.

I think thoughts in my head bounce around in my skull and, if they keep bouncing around in my skull, they get worse and worse. When they come out of my mouth, they make people happy.

I don't think it's going to be possible for the next generation of writers to tell stories without telling stories about telling stories.

I was playing the game where I was going to be a great TV or film writer some day and there was nothing else that I thought about, including other people.

Wake up in the morning and say, 'I refuse to be a hack,' and see what happens by the end of the day.