I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.

Everything I do, in the middle of it, I lose all objectivity. The business of comedy is kind of ridiculous in that respect. Your job is to have a lot of fun in a jar, then sell it. There's something inherently illogical and impossible about that, but that being said, this is as good as it gets.

I feel like I am a good person and a professional, very able leader of men.

Technology changes the medium. I grew up on watching a box in my living room that made my parents happy. After something is gone, the dust will settle and I'll see what's next.

I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do.

Garry Shandling has always been a pioneer of… meta entertainment. He's always been a defender of the creative right to use the frame as part of the painting.

Yoda is interesting because, in addition to being wise, he is two feet tall, and a Yoda.