I was playing the game where I was going to be a great TV or film writer some day and there was nothing else that I thought about, including other people.

With media, it's never bad-to-good. It's always just moving from different to different. Faster, more stuff, but there's always good, more good, and more bad.

There are two kinds of people in this world. There are the people that will have you think that there are two kinds of people in this world, and there are the 'good; people. There is no good, there is no evil, there is just a war going on between the people that want you to think there's a war going on and the people that know there doesn't have to be one.

I was raised on NBC television.

If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.