There's a fine line between a stream of consciousness and a babbling brook to nowhere.

'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross person getting a hug.

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.

I think thoughts in my head bounce around in my skull and, if they keep bouncing around in my skull, they get worse and worse. When they come out of my mouth, they make people happy.

The concept of doing holiday episodes is a huge part of what's fantastic about doing TV. And viewers agree; you see the numbers going up for holiday episodes.

I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it's my job to overcome it.

I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted for death.