There's a fine line between a stream of consciousness and a babbling brook to nowhere.

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

When you are in the 8 o'clock position, you can either be a cultural phenomenon, or you're endangered. It's a tough time slot.

I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do.

I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.

I am a collaborator with everyone who agrees that I need to be in control. I happily collaborate with my loyalists.

Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do.