Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.

It (his contract) has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer.

When I came over here (the National League), I always heard it was a stronger league, with amphetamines all over the clubhouse, but all I found was Michelob Dry.

The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.

He (Ted Simmons) didn't sound like a baseball player. He said things like 'nevertheless' and 'if, in fact.