We've had a culture war roaring away, and the kinds of people who want to abuse and discriminate against gay people who are adults can't really lay their hands on us unless they want to be gay-bashers and go to jail. They abuse us from afar and in the abstract, they abuse us with checkbooks and ballots, but their kids go to school on Monday morning. And there's a gay kid. And they feel they have license to beat that gay kid up in a way that I don't think they did when I was in school. I think it's gotten worse.

Don't move to Seattle and write a stupid sex advice column. That's a waste of time and you need to grow up and get serious.

When I was a kid, and I was odd, the default assumption was that I was odd, not that I was gay. Now when a kid is odd in a Greensburg, gay or straight, the default assumption is gay.

I think abortion should be mandatory for about 30 years.

Is it adultery if I’m committing it at one end of a guy and he’s committing it at the other end of that same guy?

You know, my problem is I cant say no to people, especially people who want to write me checks to do things.

No one has ever gone broke underestimating the insecurities of the gay and lesbian consumer.