Sometimes I talk to religious people about my column or what I do, and I ask them to, you know, read 20 or 30 of them and then come tell me that the message at the heart of every column isn't, 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' In every possible sense.

I think abortion should be mandatory for about 30 years.

If kids got raped at Denny's as often as they get raped at church it would be illegal to take your kids to Denny's.

Is it adultery if I’m committing it at one end of a guy and he’s committing it at the other end of that same guy?

The Bible is a radically pro-slavery document. Slave owners waved Bibles over their heads during the Civil War and justified it.

A lot of people are living their lives online in much more public ways with Facebook and Twitter.

I didn't want kids to think that to be happy, they had to be famous or rich or live in the big city.