You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
Daniel HandlerThere is no way of knowing for sure whether or not you can trust someone, for the simple reason that circumstances change all of the time.
Daniel HandlerThe idea that the curtain rises on what is often more or less a happy scene, and it will fall just a few hours later, and everyone will be dead or have gone mad... I find that kind of narrative very appealing.
Daniel HandlerFrustration is an interesting emotional state, because it tends to bring out the worst in whoever is frustrated.
Daniel Handler