There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car.

and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.

I don't know why wicked places generally look wicked. You'd think they'd look nice, to fool people, but they hardly ever do.

If you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didn’t care about dentists, for instance could say ‘Dentist, schmentists.

It is always tedious when someone tells you that if you don't stop crying, they will give you something to cry about, because if you are crying then you already have something to cry about, and so there is no reason for them to give you anything additional to cry about, thank you very much.

Xenial' is a word which refers to the giving of gifts to strangers. . . . I know that having a good vocabulary doesn't guarantee that I'm a good person. . . . But it does mean I've read a great deal. And in my experience, well-read people are less likely to be evil.