There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car.

Everybody has a theory.

There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.

For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is "Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.

I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.

This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?

Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to be keeping an eye on it while you were at the grocery store. You might also look for someone who has a lot of extra children sitting around, with long, suspicious explanations for how they got there.