There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car.

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

There is no easy way to train an apprentice. My two tools are example and nagging.

So you’re reluctant, I said to myself. Many, many people are reluctant. It’s like having feet. It’s nothing to brag about.

Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.

I was never a fan of anything, and yet some people are fans of my books. That's a bit odd. But I like meeting them.

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.