Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Never mind what my name is,” the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.

It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

A successful villain should have all these things at his or her villainous fingertips, or else give up villainy altogether and try to lead a life of decency, integrity, and kindness, which is much more challenging and noble, if not always quite as exciting.

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.

This is an absurd moral, for you and I both know that sometimes not only is it good to lie, it is necessary to lie.