Wherever it's good, whatever strange, faraway land, let's go there, let's stay in that place alone.

Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying?

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

There's an easy method for finding someone when you hear them scream. First get a clean sheet of paper and a sharp pencil. Then sketch out nine rows of fourteen squares each. Then throw the piece of paper away and find whoever is screaming so you can help them. It is no time to fiddle with paper.

You meet people who are in pain in life and love and you forgive them for behaving the way they do.

the mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart has one:yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done.

Everybody has a theory.