Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.
Daniel HandlerEven though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.
Daniel HandlerShyness is a curious thing, because, like quicksand, it can strike people at any time, and also, like quicksand, it usually makes its victims look down.
Daniel HandlerSomeone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.
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