Blank paper has always inspired me.

Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution - even if it's right in front of your nose.

But it's far too late for us; ring, hair, letters, photographs - all traces of our love will be scattered then, like an anagram.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

Keep anyone with whom you can read in silence.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is "Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.